Random Thoughts

• I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

• Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out.

• How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

• I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.


• Was learning cursive really necessary?

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.


• I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.


• MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.


• Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.


• If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.


• "Do no t machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.


• I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV… there's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'


• I wonder if cops ever get mad at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.